What is universally hated?

Automated voice recognition systems while calling customer service:
"In a few words, please describe what you are calling about?"
"Get a new internet connection."

"Sorry, I didn't get that. In a few words please describe what you are calling us about?"
"Get a new internet connection."

"Disruption in internet service. Is that right? Say, yes or no."
"No."

"I am sorry for the mistake. In a few words please describe what you are calling us about?"
"Get a new internet connection."

"Get your internet disconnected? Is that right? Say, yes or no."
"NO!"

"I am sorry for the mistake. In a few words please describe what you are calling us about?"
"Representative."

"Before, I can get you to a representative, I just need to collect a little information. Can you describe, in a few words, what you are calling us about?"
<Hang up the phone.>

Mission of the company accomplished in not getting a human involved and keeping the cost "low."

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